Rustler – Grand Theft Horse is a comedic, medieval twist on the classic Grand Theft Auto formula.
In this open-world, top-down action game, you play as “The Guy,” a nameless thug navigating a historically inaccurate medieval world. The gameplay mixes horse stealing, brawling with guards, robbing peasants, and completing absurd quests with plenty of pop-culture references. It’s deliberately styled with old-school GTA mechanics, but instead of cars and guns, you’ll find horses, swords, and bards singing rap-like tunes
Free until
1/29/2026 at 5:00 PM
In this open-world, top-down action game, you play as “The Guy,” a nameless thug navigating a historically inaccurate medieval world. The gameplay mixes horse stealing, brawling with guards, robbing peasants, and completing absurd quests with plenty of pop-culture references. It’s deliberately styled with old-school GTA mechanics, but instead of cars and guns, you’ll find horses, swords, and bards singing rap-like tunes
Free until
1/29/2026 at 5:00 PM
