[Giveaway] 10 Private Canva Premium Account [No Expiry Date]

-Excuse me, what time is it?
- I can only tell you aproximately...
-ok, go on!
- It's Friday.

How do Jokes begin?

It begins with capital letter

How?

JOKE:
Seraphina: They say that u can't time travel, cuz u wouldn't be able to kill your father before you were born.
Asslo: Yeah, ik that's a paradox.
Seraphina: But, that doesn't apply to u. Your father didn't give enough attention to your mother.
Asslo: ...

What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.

I tried translate it from Russian:

- Doctor, I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t play cards, I don’t swear, I don’t cheat on my wife. Is my life right?
- Right, but in vain.

Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when
90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to...



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joke

What is the most expensive video-streaming service at this time?
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College



Thanks for sharing

Q : Can February march?


A : No, but April may.

Elizka said:

Q : Can February march?


A : No, but April may.

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Why not June -July??

Why did the gym close down?

It just didn't work out

Silva said:

Why not June -July??

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Because August not September.

JOKE:
I am very FONT of you coz you are just my TYPE. Don't stop me from having a HELVETICA good time!

A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business.
His mother walks in. "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!"
"I'm kind of busy right now. Can you bring him in here instead?"
A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. "Hey, champ! How you doing?"
The kid ignores him.
"Don't like champ, huh? That's fine. How about BlueDragon72?"
The kid turns his head quickly. "I haven't heard that name since I was ten..." He then realized. "It can't be.."
"Call of Duty, right? I told you I'd bang your mom."

This is my true story (NOT a JOKE)

you are funny

...wait, so i am going to missed this give away because i am not funny?